@egrasmed How about you hire actors to give all the talks? Or maybe use a suitably diverse text-to-speech program instead of the submissions' actual authors?
Crypto means cryptozoology. https://t.co/4iBpIzD1WL
It begins! https://t.co/M5Hp68JeAZ
Trevor forget. @TrevorTheRoach https://t.co/N0kc54VRhD
Set up a Mastodon instance at https://pifke.social. It should sync to Twitter, which in turn should sync to Facebook; consider this a test post.
pifke.social is one server in the network